I know this is old but I just read over this again and have to save my credibility. From what I understand, he is doing an interview panned hard left and right for the two subjects. (I don't know where you got bass and bass drum from) So, A. There shouldn't be anything in the middle (he is mixing down to mono to make it sound all in the middle) and B. His signal is ALREADY 180 out of phase which is where his problem is coming from. This is due to the distance between the microphones and the frequencies used. Flipping the phase will put the signal BACK IN PHASE and fix the problem. This is done when micing drum sets all the time (many mixers and software have a reverse phase button) because of the multiple microphones and works just fine when you know what you are doing and understand the principles involved and not just using a rule of thumb. And, if your not sure, it is just as easy to flip it back if it doesn't fix your problem. Also, while you have the original file split into two mono files, you can independently modify the volumes much easier which may also help. May as well have and arsenal of possible solutions to your problem than putting your eggs in one basket. The question wasn't answered because if these were interviews than can not be re-recorded, trying new mic techniques will do nothing for him, he MUST fix it in post.
Also, I don't see a problem with "zombie threads" as you put it. Many people do searches looking for answers to their questions and would like as much information in one place as possible. I know I appreciate it. I don't see how a little extra text could bother someone. I joined this site and saw that a lot of questions about the dp-01 which I own were unanswered and I thought I would help out a little but if that's a problem I can go.