Its 2023, I gotta song to create
I went to the DAW but couldn't catch a break
I was given 55 plugins for every single task
But which one should I use? Was that to much to ask?
So many menus and options what should I choose?
I wanted to write a rap song, but this is givin me the blues
After finally picking a compressor and bout to have a conniption
I got a pop up window that read it was time to pay the daw subscription.
Nuff is a Nuff I gotta go Pro!
Then my girl whispered in my ear: "Get a Portastudio!"
No messin around it just gets to the point
You'll get that $h#t done fast in time to smoke a joint
24 to 32 to tracks with all the tools to master
I walked a way from the daw like it was a natural disaster
The recording capabilities of the portastudio made perfect sense
In no time I was makin a dollar outta 15 cents.
One compressor, one reverb that's all I need
No time to mess around I got mouths to feed
The DP Portastudio, Its got a high color screen
the buttons are dope, it makes me feel like a fiend
Hundreds of virtual tracks its like I'm in a dream
The faders are smooth, did Tascam use cream
Fader groups, rehearsal button, in my eye put a gleam
That's it for me I'm on the Portastudio team
My dude was tired of dongles, locks, and updates galore
He said I feel I've pimped and treated like a common whore
With tears runnin, he said my rent is due and I'm near eviction
But some I how I gotta come up with money to pay my Daw subscription
He said Monk what can I do and where can I go.
I whispered in his ear, get a Portastudio.
I went to the DAW but couldn't catch a break
I was given 55 plugins for every single task
But which one should I use? Was that to much to ask?
So many menus and options what should I choose?
I wanted to write a rap song, but this is givin me the blues
After finally picking a compressor and bout to have a conniption
I got a pop up window that read it was time to pay the daw subscription.
Nuff is a Nuff I gotta go Pro!
Then my girl whispered in my ear: "Get a Portastudio!"
No messin around it just gets to the point
You'll get that $h#t done fast in time to smoke a joint
24 to 32 to tracks with all the tools to master
I walked a way from the daw like it was a natural disaster
The recording capabilities of the portastudio made perfect sense
In no time I was makin a dollar outta 15 cents.
One compressor, one reverb that's all I need
No time to mess around I got mouths to feed
The DP Portastudio, Its got a high color screen
the buttons are dope, it makes me feel like a fiend
Hundreds of virtual tracks its like I'm in a dream
The faders are smooth, did Tascam use cream
Fader groups, rehearsal button, in my eye put a gleam
That's it for me I'm on the Portastudio team
My dude was tired of dongles, locks, and updates galore
He said I feel I've pimped and treated like a common whore
With tears runnin, he said my rent is due and I'm near eviction
But some I how I gotta come up with money to pay my Daw subscription
He said Monk what can I do and where can I go.
I whispered in his ear, get a Portastudio.